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From the Desk of Max Magius: 07/21/2010

As much as I know you all missed my blogs, I don't give a damn. Let me tell you why I am writing this blog. Supposedly it is an honor and a privelege as the manager of the RMCW heavyweight champion. I'm gonna tell you the truth of the matter. It's because someone was too stupid to take away my access. Before anyone gets the bright idea that they will just do it now that they see me posting a blog, the webmaster and I came to an understanding. He let's me have my access, I don't make good on any threats I may or may not have made to him. Now if you are all wondering about my silence the last few months, let me tell you there was a good reason for it. I have been biding my time and waiting for the moment to best reveal my still having access to the blogs. The time is right and it is because now I have something to say about a guy that claims to be Money's friend. If you were really Money's friend, Storm, you would understand he did what he did by his choice. It wasn't because of what we did. Oh I am sure we showed him that he couldn't hack it, as we will do with Storm, but the fact is Money chose to run away like a coward. Storm will end up doing the same thing. I guarantee it. For those of you that have doubts, Pain will be champ for a very, very long time. A worthless piece of crap like Storm can't take that away from JB Pain. As far as Blade coming up this weekend, at New Creations Church for Summer Bash, much respect to you Blade but you won't be walking away with the belt, I'm sorry to say.

Speaking of Summer Bash, there is one other thing I would like to talk about before I go. Blind Mike, have you lost your damn mind as well as your vision??? This show is a free show, but not only that I hear you are giving the tickets for No Excuses on August 14th to the fans for $5 if they show up on Saturday for Summer Bash??? Are you as stupid as you are short-sighted (pun intended)???? You really do seem to want to put yourself out of business, if even a few fans show up for this deal we will lose a ton of money. I am not in charge, but I do have the right to share my opinions. My opinion of you is that you are a pompous moronic ass with no sense of business. That's just my opinion though. Go ahead and give the tickets to the fans for only 5 bucks, what do I care, I still get paid no matter what you do, since you no longer pay me. One more thing that I think the fans should know. The first time I moved my allegiance to what you brainless trainwrecks call the "dark side" it was because of you, the fans, and then President Theodore Narviaz, a.k.a. Teddy Ruxpin. This time, I want you all to know that it's the guy who can't see the nose at the end of his face that caused this. If it weren't for his actions, I wouldn't have to do what I am doing. I have wasted too many words on you people that you won't even understand since most of you are braindead rednecks or don't speak english. I will post another blog when I feel like it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have wonderful news. Season's Beatings the annual RMCW Toys For Tots show takes place this Saturday, December 5th, 2009 at the Boulder County Fairgrounds Barn A in Longmont. The Marines will be on hand to accept the donations as this show is a donations show. To get in you must donate $10, or an unwrapped toy valued at $10 or more. I have two great matches i can tell you about at this time. First off as you all found out last show, the Mauler will take on Big Money for the RMCW heavyweight championship. Also as announced in my previous Tiger gets his rematch against Von Dusen in a No Disqualifications match. Will there be two titles changing hands or can the champions retain? What does the Posse have in store this time? What does the Board of Directors have planned for the Posse? Find out Saturday night when the doors open at 6 p.m. and the show starts at 7 p.m. See you at Season's Beatings!

Ok Ladies and Gentlemen, I apologize that this didn't go up sooner. I had some problems last week when I went to post this, so here we go for round 2.

In the wake of events that occurred at Triple Cross, I met with the Board of Directors. We reviewed the tapes and discussed the events of the show and decisions were made in response to certain actions.

First off, Von Dusen finding a loophole was unfortunately legitimate. The Board of Directors can not punish him when he did not get himself disqualified as per the stipulation that was made. Therefore Von Dusen did retain the Inter-Regional Title at Triple Cross. I did go to bat for the fans and for Tiger and the Board of Directors made the following ruling. On Saturday at Season's Beatings, Tiger will get his rematch for the Inter-Regional Title and it will be a No Disqualification match. As far as Von Dusen's Valet's actions are concerned, the Board of Directors heard a rumor that the young lady that was at the Triple Cross will not be returning, therefore they see no reason to put the stipulation to cover her as well.

Next on to Blade and his assault of Referee Pat Caesar. It is my opinion and the Board of Directors agrees with me that this was a message to myself and to the Board of Directors. The fact that he told me ahead of time what he was about to do has prompted the Board of Directors to fine him and suspend him for Season's Beatings. He will be returning to action on January 9th at Redemption, which I will have more info on as we get closer to that show.

Finally on to a matter I find to be the most serious of all the events that took place at Triple Cross. This time I have multiple wrestlers to punish, including Longrider, Romeo and Jesse Williams. Ladies and Gentlemen, these are not the only ones being punished for this, they are the only ones i am mentioning for this. Several wrestlers put their hands on YldBill the ring announcer. A referee, a fellow wrestler or a commissioner/representative would be one thing, but a ring announcer is off limits. I will even forgive touching security, but not the ring announcer. He is only there to introduce you, he wants nothing to do with the politics or your bad attitude because you are having a bad night. As of now the rules and regulations of Rocky Mountain Championship Wrestling do not put severe enough repercussions on this. This is an oversight that I am working to change. As of this time, each worker that put their hands on YldBill will just be fined. When I finish with these new rules anyone putting their hands on YldBill will face a suspension as well. Please don't think i have forgotten the other hijinks out of the Posse, I am taking a very active role in dealing with them and soon I should have something special just for them.

Please check the next blog I will be posting as it contains information on Season's Beatings. It should be up in about a half hour once this one goes up.